I might mess around with this soon. It has been a while.
Tuesday, March 12, 2019
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Kicked out of school for a puffy shirt.
I swear I am gonna start a Sock Lord religion
Student punished for spaghetti beliefs
A student has been suspended from school in America for coming to class dressed as a pirate.
But the disciplinary action has provoked controversy – because the student says that the ban violates his rights, as the pirate costume is part of his religion.
Bryan Killian says that he follows the Pastafarian religion, and that as a crucial part of his faith, he must wear 'full pirate regalia' as prescribed in the holy texts of Pastafarianism.
The school, however, say that his pirate garb was disruptive.
Pastafarianism gained wide attention when its key prophet, Bobby Henderson, wrote to the Kansas School Board during the height of the controversy over 'Intelligent Design' being taught in science classes. His letter, also published on his website, demanded equal time be given to the teachings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as was given to ID and evolutionary theory.
Since then, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has gained countless followers worldwide, although there are those who remain spagnostic.
The school, in North Buncombe, North Carolina, remains adamant that their decision to suspend Killian for a day has nothing to do with his religion, and quite a lot to do with his repeated refusal to heed warnings against wearing pirate outfits.
Posted by BlackCrypt at 11:48 PM 2 comments
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
You put your weed in there man!!!!
I bet next time, she stashes it a little deeper!
Drugs smuggled in vibrator
A Ukrainian woman was arrested after customs officers caught her trying to smuggle drugs inside a vibrator.
Svetlana Ivanyshka, 26, was asked to open her suitcases at Kiev airport after guards got a tip off that a young woman on her flight from New Delhi was carrying drugs.
They found a bag of hashish stuffed in the sex toy's battery compartment.
A border police spokesman said: "She told us that she had put the drugs in a vibrator because she thought no one would ever think of touching it, let alone looking inside it.
"She was obviously unaware of how thorough our officers are in their searches."
Posted by BlackCrypt at 8:32 PM 0 comments
Monday, April 09, 2007
The choice of the Saved Generation!
Jesus drinking Coca-Cola? Not this Easter
An Italian film showing Jesus Christ drinking Coca-Cola sparked such strong protest from the soft-drinks giant that it blocked the film's Easter weekend premiere, the film makers said.
The film "7 km from Jerusalem" is about an Italian advertising executive who is soul searching after losing his job and marriage. He flies to Jerusalem, where he runs into Jesus.