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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Kicked out of school for a puffy shirt.


I swear I am gonna start a Sock Lord religion


Student punished for spaghetti beliefs



A student has been suspended from school in America for coming to class dressed as a pirate.

But the disciplinary action has provoked controversy – because the student says that the ban violates his rights, as the pirate costume is part of his religion.

Bryan Killian says that he follows the Pastafarian religion, and that as a crucial part of his faith, he must wear 'full pirate regalia' as prescribed in the holy texts of Pastafarianism.

The school, however, say that his pirate garb was disruptive.

Pastafarians follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster (pictured), and believe that the world was created by the touch of his noodly appendage. Furthermore, they acknowledge pirates as being 'absolute divine beings', and stress that the worldwide decline in the number of pirates has directly led to global warming.

Pastafarianism gained wide attention when its key prophet, Bobby Henderson, wrote to the Kansas School Board during the height of the controversy over 'Intelligent Design' being taught in science classes. His letter, also published on his website, demanded equal time be given to the teachings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster as was given to ID and evolutionary theory.


Since then, the Flying Spaghetti Monster has gained countless followers worldwide, although there are those who remain spagnostic.


The school, in North Buncombe, North Carolina, remains adamant that their decision to suspend Killian for a day has nothing to do with his religion, and quite a lot to do with his repeated refusal to heed warnings against wearing pirate outfits.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

You put your weed in there man!!!!


I bet next time, she stashes it a little deeper!

Drugs smuggled in vibrator

A Ukrainian woman was arrested after customs officers caught her trying to smuggle drugs inside a vibrator.

Svetlana Ivanyshka, 26, was asked to open her suitcases at Kiev airport after guards got a tip off that a young woman on her flight from New Delhi was carrying drugs.

They found a bag of hashish stuffed in the sex toy's battery compartment.

A border police spokesman said: "She told us that she had put the drugs in a vibrator because she thought no one would ever think of touching it, let alone looking inside it.

"She was obviously unaware of how thorough our officers are in their searches."

Monday, April 09, 2007

The choice of the Saved Generation!


Coke is the anti-christ!!

Jesus drinking Coca-Cola? Not this Easter


An Italian film showing Jesus Christ drinking Coca-Cola sparked such strong protest from the soft-drinks giant that it blocked the film's Easter weekend premiere, the film makers said.

The film "7 km from Jerusalem" is about an Italian advertising executive who is soul searching after losing his job and marriage. He flies to Jerusalem, where he runs into Jesus.

According to local press reports, he offers the returned Christ a can of Coca-Cola and, seeing Jesus drinking the beverage, thinks: "What a testimonial!"

Apparently Coca-Cola disagreed.

"The multinational's Italian unit sent a legal letter forcing the elimination of the scene in which Jesus drinks the well-known beverage," the producers said on the film's Web site, http://blog.7kmdagerusalemme.it/dblog/

Italian media reported that the company felt that the use of its brand was unacceptable and could get the company a bad image.

The director, Claudio Malaponti, said that if further talks were unsuccessful, the scene would indeed be cut.

"This recasting requires about 20 days and the hope is to be able to have in cinemas by the end of April," Malaponti was quoted as saying on the Web site.

A preview of the film can be seen on the movie's website: http://www.7kmdagerusalemme.it/media/trailer.htm

It was not the first time that a controversial film about Jesus was meant to open just before the Easter holiday.

Mel Gibson's "The Passion of the Christ", which depicted Christ's scourging and crucifixion in blood-dripping detail, opened across Europe just before Easter 2004.

Catholics in Italy largely applauded the film, whose scenes of Christ's final hours were filmed in the ancient Italian stone city of Matera.

Jewish leaders across Europe expressed concern that the film's unflattering depiction of Biblical-era Jews could boost an anti-Semitism.