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Saturday, December 17, 2005

I think I need a new coffee table

Yeah, its about time I get some new furniture. Wonder if there is a endtable that has a great place to slide your remote into???

Story stolen from http://www.ananova.com

Ananova:
Erotic furniture fad

Erotic furniture based on the female body with boobs for doors and bums for drawers is the latest fad in Holland.

Dutch cabinet maker Mario Philippona with some of his 'sexy' furniture, based on the female form /Europics

Cabinet maker Mario Philippona has designed a range of stylish wooden cupboards, wardrobes and tables using the female anatomy as his inspiration.

A six-legged - and three-bummed - table /Europics

His pieces include a wine-glass cupboard in the shape of a pair of large breasts and a table supported by legs moulded from a female model.

Philippona said: "The shape of a woman, her organic architecture, combined with my passion for wood inspired me to sculpt these sexy designs."

His furniture is featured on his website, www.sexyfurniture.nl.

Friday, December 16, 2005

Ho... Ho.... Ho????

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

A quick funny

Confessing Husband

This guy gets home, plaster-assed drunk, and stumbles into the bedroom, which wakes his wife. She notices he has a duck under his arm, and as he stands there, swaying side to side, he mutters "This is the pig I've been sleeping with"
His wife, disgusted by the condition he's in, says "You dumb ass. That's a Duck"
He says, "I wasn't talking to YOU"