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Saturday, October 08, 2005

Guess he didnt really need a title loan!

Naked, bleeding man arrested in Darlington Check 'n Go
By CHARLES TOMLINSON
Morning News
Friday, October 7, 2005

Darlington police responded to an alarm at a check-advance business where they found a naked man who’d slipped into the building through an air vent in an apparent burglary attempt.

Michael Gilbert, 22, of 602 Joe Louise Blvd., Darlington, faces burglary charges in connection with the incident, Darlington Police Lt. Danny Watson said.

Officers responded to the Check ’n Go at 508-2 Pearl St. at 12:40 a.m. Thursday and found interior roof tiles, insulation, wires and metal braces hanging from the roof as well as lying on the floor, according to reports. The door and windows were closed.

Shortly afterward, the reporting officer noticed a foot hanging from the roof.

The officer reported that he noticed the man moving along the interior ceiling tiles before jumping to the floor of the business. The man was naked and bleeding from his feet and had cuts and scrapes all over his body, as well, according to police reports.

The man then tried to open the door and leave, and officers ordered him to sit on the floor, the report shows. When a keyholder arrived, the officers went inside and handcuffed the man. He was later taken to a local hospital and treated before authorities took him to the Darlington County Detention Center, where he was booked on burglary charges.

The suspect probably got into the business by climbing or falling down the air conditioner shaft and onto the interior roof tiles, according to the police report. He likely was naked so he would more easily slide through the air vent, Watson said.

The Darlington Fire Department said its ladder truck was inoperable, so officers were unable to reach the roof to get the suspect’s clothing or secure the overturned air-conditioning unit, the report shows.

The business doesn’t keep money after hours. Police were able to respond quickly because of the alarm system, which every business should have, Watson said.

Guess I cant walk around in my loincloth anymore!

MEDFORD, Ore. - A registered sex offender who fashioned a loin cloth from a rope and piece of lawn furniture was arrested near a high school, where he asked four girls for a ride to the mall or a motel, police said.

Kelly James Bailey, 33, of Greenwater, Wash., was wearing only the rope when he shocked a Medford woman by appearing in her back yard Thursday morning.

Before he left, Bailey, who appeared to be covered in feces, ran away with a strip of leopard-print vinyl peeled from the seat of lawn chair, said Medford police Lt. Mike Moran.

More than an hour later, four North Medford High School girls were waiting in a car near the school when Bailey now wearing blue jeans, but still covered in the apparent fecal matter approached the car. He asked the girls for a ride to the Red Carpet Inn or the Rogue Valley Mall.

"The girls wisely rolled up their windows and left," Moran said.

The girls alerted authorities, who spotted Bailey running near campus.

"When we caught him, he still appeared to be covered in fecal matter," Moran said. "He told us, though, he was partying with girls the night before and somehow ended up rolling around in tomato paste."

As officers patted him down, they found that he had used the rope and vinyl strip to make a primitive loin cloth.

"I think it's definitely the strangest case of the day," Moran said.

Bailey was lodged in Jackson County Jail on charges of theft, trespassing, criminal mischief and failing to register as a sex offender in Oregon. He was held on $24,000 bail.

The theft charge was for allegedly taking the vinyl strip, Moran said.

Information from: Mail Tribune, http://www.mailtribune.com/

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Tuesday, October 04, 2005

And I thought I had an old beater!!!

I love my 85 Celebrity (Cant kill the damn thing!!) I have owned 3 of them. But nothing compares to this guy!!!

Man figures $10 Ford bought in '30s is his car for life

Associated Press
Oct. 3, 2005 08:25 AM

SHELTON, Conn. - Clarence Curtiss isn't the kind of guy to trade in his car every few years. He still has his first car, a 1929 Model A Ford he bought during the Depression for $10. He jokes people have offered to triple his money. But the 82-year-old Connecticut man says he won't sell his Model A, not even for a million bucks.

More than 60 years ago, Curtiss carved his and his then girlfriend's initials in the steering wheel. That girl was his wife of 56 years, until Curtiss became a widower in 1998.

Curtiss was an auto dealer and collected more than two dozens cars over the years. But he says none of his cars was as special as his first.