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Saturday, September 10, 2005

Ozzy - "Who the f*** is Colin Farrell?"


Ozzy Osbourne doesn't like the idea of Colin Farrell playing him in a movie of his life - because he hasn't got a clue who the actor is. .

When asked what he thought of rumours suggesting the Irish hell-raiser would play him, the rocker said: "Who the f*** is Colin Farrell?" .

Ozzy and wife Sharon have previously recommended 'Pirates of the Caribbean' star Johnny Depp for the role. Meanwhile, the former Black Sabbath frontman has revealed the best and worst rehab clinics in America. .

Ozzy, who has been in and out of rehab all his life, revealed to Playboy magazine: "Betty Ford is a good one. And a place called Promises, in Malibu, which is like a f***ing Hollywood camp resort for wealthy f***ing lunatics." .

However, the star - whose son, Jack, and daughter, Kelly, have also spent time in rehab - wasn't so impressed with the Hazelden centre in Minnesota.

He explained: "It's a really hard one. They do not f*** around. I checked out because it scared me. .

"They use a thing called tough love, where they're like 'You f***ing piece of s***!' I was like, 'I felt like a piece of s*** before. That's why I am paying you all this money. You don't need to tell me every day.'"

Monkeys Shake Down Tourists For Food

Monkeys have learned to shake down tourists for food before they let them appreciate one of China's most scenic attractions. Mount Emei is one of four Buddhist mountains in Sichuan province.Monkeys there beg for food and stand in the way of tourists who are climbing steps up the mountain.In recently shot video, one monkey took a wad of Chinese money from a tourist and began to eat it.Park rangers got the tourist's money back by offering the monkey real food.
Click here for a slide show. Some of it sucks, but still funny!

Friday, September 09, 2005

But I STILL wanna monkey!!!

Pet Monkey Escapes, Bites Boy on Buttocks

Fri Sep 9, 6:55 PM ET (from AP)

KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - A monkey, apparently a pet, escaped, then chased a 12-year-old boy into his house and bit him on the buttocks in the western Malaysian state of Pahang, a news report said Friday.
The monkey, which was believed to be a pet animal because there was a chain around its neck, ran up and down the street in the housing area in Kuantan town as it appeared just after dusk Wednesday, scaring people into their homes, the Bernama news agency reported.

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Goodbye little buddy!!