1. Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.
Monday, September 19, 2005
Only in America
Posted by BlackCrypt at 9:29 PM
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And "I say. git er done ol' chap!" Yes by golly we do dear sir!!! M- team3059
LOL!!!!!!!
You did know I'd have a comment to make on this yes?
"Are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink."
So, handicapped people can't be there accompanying people who are skating? And you know as well as I do that there are those that are handicapped but can use their alloted energy to do something enjoyable once in awhile but will pay dearly for it.
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