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Thursday, December 22, 2005

What the f___ is the internet??

We all know that it isn't polite to use the "F" word! There are only ten times in history the "F" word has been acceptable for use:

10. "What the f___ was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Look at all them f___ing Indians!" - Custer, 1876

8. "Any f___ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so f___ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926

6. "How the f___ did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the f___ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the f___ are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered f___ing showers....My ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the f___'s going to find out?"- Bill Clinton, 1997

And number 1 . . . . . . . drum roll . . . . .

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f___ing mad." - Osama bin Laden

Thanks Lyn and Phylis!!

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Did you send that to the drunk alien? She'd like this!