My kingdom for a goat

This reminds me of a joke I read in Maxim today. When I find it, I will post it too.

Ahhh, here it is!!Couldnt find it, so pulled it out of the air in my brain!
A young man has proposed to his girlfriend, buy 1st, he has to ask her father the farmer for her hand in marriage.

The recent grad walks up to his possible future father in law and asks if he can have his daughter's hand in marriage. The dad points over to the cow and says "If you walk over and screw that cow, I will consider it"

So, the young man goes over, pulls his pants down, and does his thing. Walks back to the father and asks again for his daughters hand.

Once again, the farmer points. "If you walk over and screw that pig, I will consider it"

The groom to be does what he is asked, and when he is done, is directed over to the goat. Once he is done there, weak and wore out, goes back to the farmer.

The farmer says "You have proved your love for my daughter, you may marry her with my full blessings"

The red eyed young man said "The hell with that!!! How much for the whole farm??"

Man forced to marry goat

From correspondents in Malakal, Sudan

From: The Australian

A MAN caught "in flagrante delicto" with a goat has been forced to marry the animal.

According to the local newspaper, The Juba Post, the goat's owner, a Mr Alifi, caught his neighbour, Mr Tombe, assaulting his goat and reported the man to the local council of elders for adjudication.

Goat ... identity of the victim cannot be revealed / file

"It was around midnight when Tombe came to do his nonsense on my goat, and I was already in bed inside my house," Mr Alifi said.

"Suddenly I heard the goat make a loud noise. Immediately I rushed outside to find Mr Tombe was naked and engaged in a relationship with my goat. " When I asked him what are you doing there, he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up. They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife."

Mr Tombe agreed to pay a dowry of 150,000 Sudanese dinars ($125) for his new spouse.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi told the Post.