Wanna see something funny?

Decided to give anyone who gives a shit about this little corner of the web, some laughs.

Mother Superior calls all the nuns together and says, "I must
tell you something; We have a case of gonorrhea."

A nun in the back says, "Thank God, I am tired of Zinfandel."

+---------------------- Bizarre Laws ----------------------+
FLORIDA

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

In Pensacola, a women can be fined (only after death), for
being electrocuted in a bath-tub because of using self-
beautification utensils.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

In Daytona Beach, the molestation of trash cans is banned.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

In Sarasota, if you hit a pedestrian you are fined $78.00.

You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

In Sarasota, you may not catch crabs.

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The old man in his mid-eighties struggles to get up from the couch then
starts putting on his coat.
His wife, seeing the unexpected behavior, asks, "Where are you going?"
He replies, "I'm going to the doctor."
She says, "Why, are you sick?"
He says, "Nope, I'm going to get me some of that Viagra stuff."
Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out
of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.
He says, "Where the hell are you going"?
She answers, "I'm going to the doctor, too."
He says, "Why, what do you need?"

She says, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing, I'm
getting a tetanus shot."

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